Take a Deetour

"I write to find out what I think." - Joan Didion

Monday, February 06, 2006

Says It All, Doesn't It?

How will you be defined in the dictionary?

Deetourguide --


An alien

Highly unsatisfactory, so I tried...

My Real First Name --


A real life muppet

WTF?! What if I add...

My Real First Name + Last Name --


Fuzzy to the touch

In futile last ditch attempt, she whips out her full name...

My Real First Name + Last Name + Chinese Name --


A person who enjoys the smell of rotten eggs

I like the smell of poo, wee and dog's feet too. Sniff Sniff.

Wonder what they're called?

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