Take a Deetour

"I write to find out what I think." - Joan Didion

Monday, February 06, 2006

Says It All, Doesn't It?


How will you be defined in the dictionary?


Deetourguide --

[noun]:

An alien


Highly unsatisfactory, so I tried...


My Real First Name --

[noun]:

A real life muppet


WTF?! What if I add...


My Real First Name + Last Name --

[adjective]:

Fuzzy to the touch


In futile last ditch attempt, she whips out her full name...


My Real First Name + Last Name + Chinese Name --

[noun]:

A person who enjoys the smell of rotten eggs




I like the smell of poo, wee and dog's feet too. Sniff Sniff.

Wonder what they're called?

0 humps in my highway:

humps in my highway

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