Take a Deetour

"I write to find out what I think." - Joan Didion

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

I Wouldn't Call My Family Melodramatic


It was a very slow day at the office...

G says: (4:06:32 PM)
our horoscopes say we should go into business this year. rabbits and goats.


D says: (4:06:53 PM)
wahahahahaha. but i don't believe in horoscopes.

G says: (4:07:07 PM)
neither do i. unless it's good.


D says: (4:07:12 PM)
We can go into business anytime. Not just this year!

G says: (4:07:17 PM)
hahahahahah. chinese zodiac ok?!

G says: (4:07:22 PM)
and we are chinese!


D says: (4:07:41 PM)
oh my gosh! I'm Chinese????!!!!!!! gulp! gasp!

G says: (4:07:51 PM)
yes


D says: (4:07:51 PM)
and wait- YOU'RE chinese too?????!!!!

D says: (4:07:58 PM)
when did u find out?????!!!!

G says: (4:08:00 PM)
sorry to break it to you that way

G says: (4:08:04 PM)
it's hard i know

G says: (4:08:06 PM)
but....

G says: (4:08:07 PM)
well....

G says: (4:08:12 PM)
erm....


D says: (4:08:34 PM)
do my parents know?

G says: (4:08:42 PM)
well....


D says: (4:08:46 PM)
do YOUR parents know? how will i break it to them?

G says: (4:09:01 PM)
i think they have been trying to find the right moment to tell you all these years.. sigh


D says: (4:11:08 PM)
u mean...

D says: (4:11:13 PM)
*sob*

G says: (4:11:23 PM)
there there, don't take it too hard


D says: (4:11:28 PM)
they've known all this time?

D says: (4:11:43 PM)
hang on - that means you've known all this time!!!

D says: (4:11:50 PM)
and u never told me????

D says: (4:12:05 PM)
waaaaaahhhhhhhhh! i feel so betrayed!

G says: (4:15:10 PM)
i am sorry you had to learn it like this

G says: (4:15:14 PM)
but yes

G says: (4:15:17 PM)
WE ARE ALL CHINESE

G says: (4:15:22 PM)
the whole entire family


D says: (4:17:20 PM)
AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. SAY IT ISN'T SOOOOOOOOOOOO! Chinese????? what will the neighbours say?

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