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Thursday, June 23, 2005

One of Those Days

fire fire!
fire in the hole!

Ever have one of those days where you are too busy to have a poo so you tahan for half the day and then you realise you cannot hold it in anymore but luckily work is over so you leap into your car and drive like a ting tong all the way home because you're more comfortable pooing in your own loo than using the work facilities so you drive very fast and reach home and you can feel it coming out already so you do a run that resembles John Wayne's and you reach the lift but it's stuck on the 9th floor and you can feel the cold sweat breaking out as you clench with all your might and then you realise the lift's really really stuck and isn't coming down anytime soon so you do the John Wayne run all over again to the service lift but it too is stuck on the 9th floor because of bloody renovations so you have to climb the stairs by which point you think what's the point I might as well crap in my pants but since you've tahaned for this long what's 4 more frikkin' flights of steps so you climb gingerly with buttocks tightly clenched then you get home and you run run run run but your ma wants to ask you many inane questions and you scream i have to pang sai very loudly all the way to the toilet and slam the door and...

Today was one of those days.

And today speaks volumes about my life right now.

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