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Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Poison a la Mode



Ingredients
1/2 can shaving foam
3/4 tube toothpaste
Liberal pour of shampoo
Lashes of conditioner
Capful toilet cleaner
2 drops Dettol
Splash of nail polish remover
Smear of eczema cream
Splat of baby lotion

Method
Combine ingredients in bathroom sink.
Stir well with brother's toothbrush (bristle-end down).
Add more shaving foam and toothpaste if desired for creamier, thicker texture.
Continue stirring to desired consistency, remember not to taste.
Pull sink plug.
Think of hit list, imagine thick, foamy, froth choking down throats as poison swills down plug hole.

"Making poison is as much fun as making a cake.
People like to make poison.
If you don't understand this you will never understand anything."
- Margaret Atwood

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